The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. -- Lynn Lavner
Undergraduate Council, gay sex, it's all the same anyway. -- Chuck Truesdell
You look so divine in that suit! Women will see you and die! Gay men will see you, go "Ooooh!" and die! Straight men will see you, get confused, and die! And lesbians will inherit the earth! -- As Bees In Honey Drown